Sunday, July 5, 2009

Feud of the Year?

This is just too damn funny to not share. If you're not following The Miz & Chris Jericho on Twitter, you're missing out on a hilarious back and forth between the two. I've put it together in order for your enjoyment:

Jericho: @mikethemiz you're gay
Miz: @IAmJericho u flat iron ur hair n im the gay one?
Jericho: hmmmm good call. Then again u use mounds of sculpting paste to assemble your purple fauxhawk as u admire yourself in the mirror
Miz: if u looked this good u would do the same. i guess its a rockstar thing.
Jericho: if I looked that good I would put a bag on my head
Miz: i cant do this back n forth my dad always taught my to respect the elderly.
Jericho: Did he teach u to say "do u want fries with that?"...might come in handy someday.
Miz: it did come in handy back in 1996 remember those days when u actually had hair. its cool though bald is the new black.
Jericho: And the fauxhawk is the new fanny pack.
Miz:
listen clay jericho i mean chris aiken i mean y2gay ryan seacrest called n he wants his highlights back.
Jericho:
Adam lambert called and he wants you back...
Miz: i ate some bad food i have to go take a chris jericho... as i sit here in the stalls of jericho i cant get this parasite out does anyone have a code breaker?
Jericho: I'm glad Miz thinks of me when he's taking a dumpski. I think of him when I'm banging his mum...
Miz:
i just talked to my mom and she said not to worry it happens to alot of guys, you were nervous. Also y does she call u pinky
Jericho:
I heard Miz had a barnburner of a match tonight...people ran out and burned their barns in protest.

Miz: just heard this band who r supposed to be the new jonas brothers the singer sounds like hannah montana. theyre called fozzy
Jericho: 15000 fans in attendance tonight and not one of them will buy a Chick Magnet tshirt.

Miz: and im sure the fans in japan r excited about seeing u in ur banana hammock

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Miz: just got done with a signing at foxtail call center in melbourne with kelly kelly. headed to the arena.
Jericho:
wow the foxtail call center huh? What's next, a signing at piggly wigglys?
Miz:
y did u want me to pick u up some tampons for u
Jericho:
that would be great and can u please pick me up some pepto as well...I just watched one of your matches.

Miz: this tweetwar is so childish y dont u deal with ur midlife crisis with writin a new book entitled around the world in depends.
Jericho:
maybe it can compete with your new novel Miz-My Life With A Frog Face
Miz:
i heard u did so well on celebrity duets that they want u for another reality show. good luck on the biggest loser.

4 comments:

  1. If ever I doubted Twitter, I think this exchange alone puts those doubts to rest.

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  2. There are still some good zingers flying: From Jericho: I heard Miz had a barnburner of a match tonight...people ran out and burned their barns in protest.

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  3. The more I think about it, the more i believe they are just joking around. If they actually had an issue with each other, do you really think a 28 year old and a 38 year old would be exchanging petty insults via Twitter. My guess is they thought it would be cool to get people like us talking about it. I could be wrong though

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  4. IAmJericho @mikethemiz speaking of whales...how's yer mum?

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